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The vibrant young woman beside him should offer him her seat, he then moves over, opens his laptop, and looks at IT (not the waiting people). It is helpful if he does this slowly as though racked with arthritis pains. The expectant woman then moves into his former aisle seat. The old woman (too blind to have seen what just went on) and the man on crutches turn left and take one of the empty seats further down the aisle. The driver, following standard procedure, throws the Zombie off the bus. Problems solved? Or is this a CV bus?
On a CV bus the expectant young mother and the young man on crutches would not have IDs, because they are under 55, so they would be made to leave the bus. The old woman with one swing of her handbag would knock the seated man with the laptop onto the floor, where he would lie crumpled up. She would then take his seat. The Zombie bus driver would then take his seat at the front and begin driving erratically through the Village and over to Publix.
I knew I could count on you Lanny. I thought all the seated lumps should give up their seats. I did not identify the zombie as a driver, I may need a bus sometime.
The vibrant young woman beside him should offer him her seat, he then moves over, opens his laptop, and looks at IT (not the waiting people). It is helpful if he does this slowly as though racked with arthritis pains. The expectant woman then moves into his former aisle seat. The old woman (too blind to have seen what just went on) and the man on crutches turn left and take one of the empty seats further down the aisle. The driver, following standard procedure, throws the Zombie off the bus. Problems solved? Or is this a CV bus?
ReplyDeleteOn a CV bus the expectant young mother and the young man on crutches would not have IDs, because they are under 55, so they would be made to leave the bus. The old woman with one swing of her handbag would knock the seated man with the laptop onto the floor, where he would lie crumpled up. She would then take his seat. The Zombie bus driver would then take his seat at the front and begin driving erratically through the Village and over to Publix.
ReplyDeleteI knew I could count on you Lanny. I thought all the seated lumps should give up their seats. I did not identify the zombie as a driver, I may need a bus sometime.
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