3.29.2022

Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel: The Exhibition, Armory Art Center

 https://armoryart.org/michelangelo-2022/

OPEN THURSDAYS-SUNDAYS UNTIL APRIL 24

Ticket window for after April 10 will be opening soon! Stay tuned.

Enter the golden age of the renaissance with Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel: The Exhibition. Experience one of mankind’s greatest artistic achievements up-close, life-sized, and from a never-before-seen perspective.

3.26.2022

Earth Hour

 Like millions of others, I'm doing it! Hope you can too! EARTH HOUR - switch off your non-essential electrical gear and lights at 8.30pm today in your local time zone - for an hour - to show solidarity for saving energy, looking out for each other, and protecting the natural world on this remarkable little planet we call home.

3.13.2022

Aging.2

  My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness.  I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."


I thought growing older would take longer.


My bucket list: keep breathing.


Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.


Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "Close enough".


Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.


I'm a multitasker.  I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!


Retirement to-do list: Wake up. - I Nailed it!


People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.  The glass is refillable.

I don't have grey hair. I have wisdom-highlights.


Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.


I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.


One minute you're young and fun.  Next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.


I'd grow my own food if only I could find bacon seeds.


Some people are like clouds.  Once they disappear, it's a beautiful day.


Some people you're glad to see coming; some people you're glad to see going.


Aging.1

Common sense is not a gift.  It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone else who doesn't have it.


I came.  I saw.  I forgot what I was doing.  Retraced my steps.  Got lost on the way back.  Now I have no idea what's going on.


If you can't think of a word, say "I forgot the English word for it".  That way people will think you're bilingual instead of clueless.


I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.


I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.


I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.


I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. . . . I forgot where I was going with this.


Having plans sounds like a good idea - until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.


It’s weird being the same age as old people.


When I was a kid I wanted to be older.  This is not what I expected.


Life is like a helicopter.  I don't know how to operate a helicopter either.


It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.


Never sing in the shower!  Singing leads to dancing.  Dancing leads to slipping, - and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked.  So remember, don't sing!


I see people my age mountain climbing.  I feel good just getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.


We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story anyway.