TV Mute Button

I have long wanted a large mute button for commercials and His Heinous to help my multitasking, and finally, here it is:

SMASH MUTE...The Big, Fat TV Mute Button 

WORKS ON YOUR TV...Programs in about 10 seconds. Directions included, but you'll need 2 AA batteries.
THE JOY OF MUTING...No more fumbling around for that miserable little mute button on your TV remote. Just hit Smash Mute. It's amazingly satisfying.
CIVILIZED SUBSTITUTE...No more screaming obscenities at your TV.
A PRODUCT OF OUR TIMES...These days it's hard to watch TV without it.